FOR YOUR DELECTATION:
A SYMPOSIUM OF JOCULAR MONOLOGUES,
HUMOROUS RECITATIONS & WHIMSICAL POETRY

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Over 1,180 titles compiled by Paul Wilkinson
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  Featuring...  
Marriott Edgar Index
'THE LION & ALBERT' and many, many more...
 
Stanley Holloway Index
Tales of
'Young Albert'
& 'Old Sam'

The Ramsbottoms

 Pat O'Malley Index
'The Lancashire Lad'
The stories of
'Orrible 'Erbert
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BIlly Bennett Index
'The Man Who Made The King Laugh!'
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George Robey Index
'Prime Minister
Of Mirth' 		Cyril Fletcher Index
Master of
The Odd Ode		 Bransby Williams Index
The
Showman
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First Ladies Index
Gracie Fields - Joyce Grenfell - Elsie and Doris Waters and more...
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Jack Warner Index Walter Stanford Index Warren Hastings Index
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Gordon Kerr-Smith G.H. Goodwin Al Read Robb Wilton
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Norman Long Herbert Townsend Robert Service
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Bernard Miles Leonard Pounds John Tilley Leonard Pounds
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Star AND THE ENTIRE COMPANY Star
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THIS WEEK'S SPOTLIGHT...
 
THE BALLAD OF IDWAL SLABS
by
Showell Styles

I'll tell you the tale of a climber;
A drama of love on the crags;
A story to pluck at your heartstrings,
And tear your emotions to rags.
He was tall, he was fair, he was handsome;
John Christopher Brown was his name;
The Very Severes nearly bored him to tears
And he felt about girls, much the same.

Till one day, while climbing at Ogwen,
He fell... (just a figure of speech)
For the president's beautiful daughter,
Named Mary Jane Smith... what a peach!
Her figure was slim as Napes Needle;
Her lips were as red as Red Wall;
A regular tiger, she'd been up the Eiger,
North Wall, with no pitons at all!...
 
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ALBERT AND THE 'EALTH & SAFETY INSPECTOR
by
Andrew Vasey

The story of Albert Ramsbottom,
And his trip to the old Blackpool Zoo,
Is one that is rightly remembered -
I can quite recommend it to you.

To put the whole thing in a nutshell,
And get on to our story today,
Young Albert was ate by a lion,
But, quite unharmed, got away.

Our story's set many years later,
With Albert himself now a dad.
He returned to the zoo with his wife, Chardonnay,
And young Albert Junior, their lad.
 
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Roy Castle, Les Dawson and Thora Hird are amongst the stars reading this collection of classic Mariott Edgar monologues.
 
 
 
Before becoming a much loved TV star with his own show, Bob Newhart released several popular comedy albums, from which the best moments have been culled for inclusion on this definitive two-disc compilation. Whether he's advising Abraham Lincoln, confronting King Kong, or getting blitzed at a retirement party, Newhart employs his patented mild-mannered, "button-down" personality to subtle but sharp comic effect.
 
 
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