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Barracky Bert The Soldier
Black and White Cargo
The Black Sheep
Bookmaker's Daughter
The Broadcaster
Buckshee
The Call of the Yukon
Cecil the Copper
Charge of the Tight Brigade
Club Raid
Come Home, Father
Christmas Day in the Cookhouse
Coffee Stall Keeper
Cucumber's Race
Daddy
Dangerous Dan McGrew
Devil May Not Care
Do As You'd Be Done By
Doctor Goosegrease
Drummer Boy
Fire at the 'North Pole'
The Foreign Legion
The Gambler
Wreck Of The Good Ship 'Glue Pot'
Green Tie of the Little Yellow Dog
Hometown
The Huntsman
If Winter Comes
The Infernal Triangle
The League of Nations
The Lighthouse Keeper
The Lights of London
Limehouse Liz
Mandalay 1
Mandalay 2
No Power On Earth
Ogul Mogul
The Fisherman
The Only Girl I Ever Loved
From My Window in Vanity Fair
The Dampoor Express
The Member of Parliament
Miser, The
Mottoes
Mother Doesn't Know I'm On The Stage
Napoleon
Nell
Nursery Rhyme Nonsense
One Over the Eight
Please Let Me Sleep On Your Doorstep
She Was Poor But SheWas Honest
Poor Hard-Working Man
Prodigal Son, The
One Of The Rank And Vile
Sailor Comes Home With The Washing
A Sailor's Farewell To His Horse
Scotch Express From Ireland, The
Sergeant's Overcoat, The
Shamms O'Brian Oy! Oy!
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She Was Happier When She Was Poor
She's Mine
Sobstuff Sister
A Soldier's Soliloquy
The Street of a 1000 Lanterns
A Tale Of The Rockies
The Detective
The Eskimos
The Postman
Sailor, The
The Travellers
This Medal
The Tightest Man I Know
The Trumpeter
The Wedding That Never Was
The Wide Open Spaces
The Idol's Tongue
The Memory Man
Don't Send My Boy to Prison
I'll Be Thinking Of You
A Real Guy
The Bugle Calls
 
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Billy Bennett
 
BILLY BENNETT was born in 1887, the year that the great clown Grimaldi died, and some experts believe he took up the mantle of the famous Victorian entertainer. Before reaching his star stature, Billy apparently graduated from being an acrobat and, for a period, the rear end of an elephant! He was a Londoner and knew the Cockney scene intimately, basing a number of his most popular songs and sketches on the activities of comic villains - a theme virtually untouched by any other music hall performer. Billy's slogan was 'Almost a Gentleman' and he did his best to live up to it by wearing an ill-fitting dress suit, a waistcoat out of which his shirt hung, and a large, untrimmed walrus moustache. His style was raucous, and with his coarse, non-stop approach would batter any audience into submission with songs like The Green Tie of the Little Yellow Dog, with its references to 'who-flung-dung' and 'Gonga-pooch' which is the Hindu word for bum! Apart from various songs with a military slant -for which he would dress up in a scruffy army uniform - Billy was also the composer of that famous song of the pretty country girl who is lured to the bright lights of the city and there suffers the inevitable fate at the hands of some wealthy gent, 'It's the same the whole world over - it's the poor what gets the blame!' For this piece of inspired vulgarity alone, Billy Bennett has a special place in the comedy singer's hall of fame.
 
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