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Al Read was born in Salford on 3rd March 1909, but he would be in his forties when he began his showbiz career. After leaving school he joined the family business - a very successful meat processing company his grandfather was. the first man to pack meat in tins. By the time Al was 23 years old, he was a director of the company and thanks to his "sales patter" he started to give after dinner speeches. These "performances" became very popular due to his unique style. Al was the first of what you would call "observational comics", commenting on everyday things in much the same way as Billy Connolly and jasper Carrott do. He was a great observer of everyday life and he called his sketches '"pictures of life". As his reputation spread he also became a writer, penning The Artist Sketch' for Sid Field.
During the nineteen forties Al nearly broke into showbusiness as he was spotted giving a performance in a Blackpool bar. His nerve failed him however, despite a well received week at the Grand Theatre in Bolton, and he returned to the family concern saying that "the sausages seemed like old friends".
He continued with his speech making though and was spotted a few years later by the BBC producer Barker Andrews, who was very impressed with his sketch The Decorator'. L was booked for a spot in the influential show called 'Fanfare' (the name was later changed to 'Variety Fanfare'). This show - "heralding variety in the north" - featured such artistes as Betty Driver, Robb Wilton, Cyril Fletcher and Cardew Robinson - and became a breeding ground for new talent* Al's first broadcast took place on I Oth March 1950. It was at this show that he was introduced to producer Ronnie Taylor who teamed up with Al and was involved with all of his shows from that day on. It was only a matter of time before Al was given his own series.
The first 'Al Read Show' was broadcast on 18th September 1951, and he went on to make three series up to 1955. They were called "occasional series" as the BBC allowed him to do just one show a month in order for Al to continue his business commitments (in the same way Kenneth Home had done). The first two series had five shows each and the third had fourteen, His sharp observations, along with his gallery of unforgettable characters such as the Johnny know-all, the bus conductor, irksome kids, nervous types and drunks, hit a comic nerve with the population and Al became a star. He even performed at Windsor Castle for the Royal family at Christmas in 1951 which led to the King requesting a recording of one of his sketches. The show was also voted The Most Promising New Programme' at the Daily Mail National Radio Awards in 1951. His catchphrases "Right Monkey" and "You'll,be lucky" also caught on and soon he had an audience of 35 million!!! In 1956 he sold his business and joined the entertainment world full time.
With Al now being a full time performer, the BBC made his show a weekly one and moved him to a regular Sunday slot. He made five more series, comprising fifty four shows in total. He wasn't as prolific as many of the other radio stars of the day, preferring to record quality rather than quantity. For instance, there was a gap of six years between series two and three. He was an amazing performer, giving voice to up to three characters in the same sketch and being able to switch from one to the other in a flash. He rarely needed other performers, although there were the occasional guests cropping up. The success of the radio show also transferred to the stage. He had a sixteen week run in Blackpool in 1951 with 'Right Monkey', a year long run at the Adelphi in London in 1954 with 'You'll Be Lucky' and a similar run in 1957 with 'Such Is Life' (named after his signature tune).
Al made television appearances throughout the nineteen sixties, but he was never really happy on TV. He made two more Radio series, one in 1976, and the last - the autobiographical 'Such Is Life' - in 1985. This last was a series of ten minute shows probably broadcast in conjunction with the publication of his autobiography "It's All In The Book - The Story of my Life" published by W.H.AIIen.
Al Read died on 9th September 1987, aged 78.

MARTIN HUTCHINSON
JULY 2004
( From the CD insert of 'Right Monkey' )