For omelettes and pasta,
I'm known as the master;
But I'll have to refer to my book."

The penguin was sick of being waiter
He didn't get to eat until later.
They were always complaining
It never stopped raining,
He even snapped back at the 'gator.

The peacock said "waiter please,
Kindly explain what are these?
My omelette is lumpy."
The waiter was grumpy
He simply mumbled, "hard cheese."

They mixed up some food for the yak
From some meal that they found in a sack
They made a huge bowlful;
It smelled really awful
And all those who tried it said "Yak!"

Noah said, ”I've just checked the stocks
And there's plenty of food in the box.”
Said the lion "Oh no!
If that really is so,
Perhaps I shouldn't be roasting this ox."
  Noah sent out the dove to look round
And try to locate solid ground.
He brought back a branch
And some olives for lunch;
Noah said, “just look what he’s found.”

Very soon the water had gone
And they all came ashore every one;
But after the flood,
Noah never understood,
Where the four hundred rabbits came from.

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