Hugh McCallion

An English lawyer took a break, his doctor said was due,
And headed for the Emerald Isle to fish and taste the "brew".
He found himself a ghillie, a licence and a boat,
And off they went, with good intent, to spend some time afloat.

The little ghillie, Pat Muldoon, by any kind of test,
Was reckoned by the locals to be the very best.
Day after day they slogged away; the fish were there for sure,
For weren't they leppin' round the boat but spurning every lure.

Said Pat: "We're not the only ones whose lines have not been taut,
For up and down the river, Sir, there's nuthin' bein' caught."
He also did his level best, the tourist to enthuse,
By plying him with fishy tales and Pat Maloney's booze.
  "Fresh water is the thing we need," said ghillie Pat Muldoon,
"Them clouds is congregatin' now, it could be here right soon."
And sure enough, that very night, down came the welcome rain,
And danced an Irish jig upon Maloney's window pane.

The ghillie had the Englishman away before the lark,
Heading for the Turning Pool to get him off the mark.
Muldoon observed the water then gave a knowing nod,
Towards the London lawyer assembling his rod.

"We'll have 'er in the bag today, before the stroke of noon,
I can feel it in me water - here, try this copper spoon."
The lawyer took the trebled bait, "No sooner said than done,"
And halfway through the first retrieve the battle had begun.

And up and down the Turning Pool that lively salmon sped.
Said Pat: "She is a fighter, Sir, just let 'er have 'er head."
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