I went to a Daniel O’Donnell show, and met this strange big woman,
She’s got her own wee farm as well, so we have a lot in common
Her hair’s a blue rinse crew cut, and she wears big dungarees,
And a pair of them Doc Marten boots, laced right up to her knees.
I was wearing my pink boiler suit, and she kinda dandered over,
And asked me round to her place, to help fix her front end loader
She thinks the oul’ hydraulics gone, for she can’t get it to rise,
But when I get out my tool kit, she might get a big surprise!
So you never know what lies ahead, what the next event will be,
For life’s just one big adventure, for a bloke on HRT.

' H.R.T. '
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