SEVEN DEADLY SINS
by
Dave Carr
  Whilst contemplating, down the pub,
My New Year’s resolution,
All in a flash it came to me,
I hit on the solution

I’m tired of trying to be good
They say that Who dares wins!
So this year I resolved to try
The seven deadly sins

I thought that to begin with,
I’d try a spot of LUST
I saw the barmaid’s low cut top
And peeked in at her bust

My face was stinging as I left,
And slowly wandered home.
Perhaps lust was a deadly sin
That’s better left alone

So GLUTTONY, I can’t go wrong,
I shouldn’t need to worry.
I stopped off at the chippy and
Had fish, chips, peas and curry.

I’ve never had such problems with
My ‘iron’ constitution,
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