THE DOGGIES MEETING
by
Anonymous
        
The doggies held a meeting, 
They came from near and far,
Some came by motor cycle,
And some by motor car
Each doggie passed the doorway, 
Each doggie signed the book
Each one unshipped his asshole 
And hung it on a hook.

One dog was not invited 
It sorely raised his ire
He ran into the meeting hall 
And loudly shouted, 'Fire!'
It threw them in confusion 
And without a second look
Each grabbed another's asshole 
From off another hook

And that's the reason why sir, 
When walking down the street
And that's the reason why sir, 
When doggies chance to meet
And that's the reason why sir, 
On land, abroard or home
They'll sniff each other's backside... 
To see if it's their own.