Childhood
        
BAZONKA
by Spike Milligan Say 'Bazonka' every day That's what my grandma used to say It keeps at bay the Asian Flu' And both your elbows free from glue. So say Bazonka every day That's what my grandma used to say Don't say it if your socks are dry! Or when the sun is in your eye! Never say it in the dark The word you see emits a spark Only say it in the day That's what my grandma used to say Young Tiny Tim took her advice He said it once, he said it twice He said it till the day he died And even after that he tried To say Bazonka! every day Just like my grandma used to say. Now folks around declare it's true That every night at half past two If you'll stand upon your head And shout Bazonka! from your bed You'll hear the word as clear as day Just like my grandma used to say!
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