THE GIRLS THAT DO.
by
Max Miller




I never fall in love,
With the first girl that I meet,
I like to find out first
If she lives down our street.

I play the waiting game,
On that you can depend,
To find the girl I'm looking for
I'll get her in the end.

I don't like a girl too short,
I don't like a girl too tall,
As long as she's a sport,
For me she's bound to fall.

I don't like a girl with brains,
I much prefer a dunce,
Who'll stop me and buy one..
She'd like to try one...
And I'll try anything once.

I don't like the girls who paint,
Their cheeks just like a rose,
They may look what they ain't,
With powder on their nose.

They're painting their toenails...
The thing that makes me vexed
Is the way they're dressing...
They've got me guessing,
I wonder what they're going to paint next!

I don't like a girl a bit
Stuck up and brags a lot,
And says that she's got it,
What the others haven't got.

They all look alike to me,
I'm meeting her tonight,
If she's got that what she thinks is it,
Then I think I'll be all right!

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I LIKE THE GIRLS THAT DO
by
Max MIller

I like the girls who do,
I like the girls who don't:
I like the girls who say they will,
And then decide they won't.
But the girls I like the most of all,
And I know you'll think I'm right,
Are the girls that say they never will,
But look as though they might!

 
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