I'll sing you one O,
Green grow my nadgers O!
Audience: What is your one O?
One's the grunge upon my splod, masking my cordwangle.

I'll sing you two O,
Green grow my nadgers O!
Audience: What is your two O?
Two are me loominthrumbs, see how they jangle,
One's the grunge upon my splod, masking my cordwangle.

I'll sing you three O,
Green grow my nadgers O!
Audience: What is your three oh?
Three are the times I've lunged my groats,
Two are me loominthrumbs, see how they jangle,
One's the grunge upon my splod, masking my cordwangle.

I'll sing you four O,
Green grow my nadgers O!
Audience: What is your four O?
Four's my wurdler's bent O,
Three are the times I've lunged my groats,
Two are me loominthrumbs, see how they jangle,
One's the grunge upon my splod, masking my cordwangle.

I'll sing you five O,
Green grow my nadgers O!
Audience: What is your five O?
Five are the woglers up my spong,
Four for my wurdler's bent O,
Three are the times I've lunged my groats,
Two are me loominthrumbs, see how they jangle,
One's the grunge upon my splod, it's ruined my cordwangle:
Wa-a-angle