I've answered ev'ry advert in the Matrimonial Times,
I've bought me own confetti and a set of wedding chimes.
At night I count me treasures, just to see they haven't strayed;
I'm very patriotic, ev'ry one is British made.
One cheffoneer - one keg o' beer
And some orange and purple lino for the floor.
Got a new pyjama set made of bright red flannelette,
All packed up in my little bottom drawer.

One Persian rug - one china jug
And some beautiful silver ware from Woolworth's store,
With a book by Doctor Fife, 'How To Be A Perfect Wife',
All packed up in my little bottom drawer.

We'll have a bathroom Oh! what a bathroom
With a wonderful bath where we can keep the coals.
Horse-shoe for luck... pail for the muck
And a President Hoover's cleaner for the floor.
If the plans go all to pot, I can sell the bloomin' lot...
All packed up in my little bottom drawer.
 
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