As he finished his sad saga his eyes fell down
And he let out a blood curdling roar
For there in a pool of beer was A FACE
A FACE ON THE BAR ROOM FLOOR !!!

He started suckin the puddle of beer
Where the human face could be seen,
It was BALD HEADED MABEL'S REFLECTION !!!
She let out a terrible scream!

Albert my love!! It's you she cried!!
You thought that I was dead
But the ice cream didn't kill me it merely severely chilled me
And froze all the hair off my head.

They flung themselves into each others legs
And we all let out a cheer
Then the landlord opened the blindbox
And bought us all a gill of stale beer.

Now Mabel and Albert got married
And they bought a barbed wire shop
But the tale doesn't have a happy ending
She's just buggered off wi' t'man from t'Co-op!

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