So Sam reached out and touched the key and everythink went black
And fireworks started shooting through 'is brains,
And seven million indians stuck daggers in 'is back
And carpet tacks was going through 'is veins.

'Is 'air turned bright vermilion, and 'is face turned indigo
And sparks was dancing on 'is fingertips;
And 'is body was surrounded by a phosphorscent glow
Like the sun when it comes out of an eclipse.

When Sam returned to normal, some ten minutes all in all
'E said, "Good Gawd, wot's gotten in the key?"
Ben said, "Congratulations, you're a famous man, Sam Small,
You've discovered Eeya lecka tricity.

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