"I know just 'ow you feel," said Sam, "and personally I'm
In favor of a punishment that fits the dirty crime.
And I've got one suggestion, let us call the fellow's bluff.
Let 'im marry 'er, I think you'll find... that's punishment enough."

John married Pocahontas... and to start their married life
At Niagara Falls 'e signed the register, "John Smith and wife."
The clerk looked at the signature, and blinked 'is eyes and then
'E said, "Good 'eavens, don't tell me that couple's back again."

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