OLD MAN KEITH
by
Paul H. Tubb

An old man called Keith
He had english teeth
Although he was scottish born and bred.
But how can it be
That his teeth have a different nationality
Than the rest of his head?

You see the problem that does exist
Is that he never listened to his dentist
And he never took appropriate Dental Care
So throughout the years
His teeth confirmed the dentist's fears
By falling out until his mouth was bear.

So he decided one day
He would have to send away
For a completely new set.
But in his home land
Of old Scotland
They seemed too expensive to get.

The cheapest deal he found
Was from a company in London Town
So this is where he did purchase his teeth.
So you see, although he is a Scot,
And he's proud of that a lot,
There will now always be a part of England in Keith.