OLD MAN KEITH
by Paul H. Tubb An old man called Keith He had english teeth Although he was scottish born and bred. But how can it be That his teeth have a different nationality Than the rest of his head? You see the problem that does exist Is that he never listened to his dentist And he never took appropriate Dental Care So throughout the years His teeth confirmed the dentist's fears By falling out until his mouth was bear. So he decided one day He would have to send away For a completely new set. But in his home land Of old Scotland They seemed too expensive to get. The cheapest deal he found Was from a company in London Town So this is where he did purchase his teeth. So you see, although he is a Scot, And he's proud of that a lot, There will now always be a part of England in Keith.
The end