THE BELLES OF LONDON
 
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Have you heard the London Belles
Singing ding-dong to the swells
Not the bells in steeple high
But the ones around the 'Cri'
You'll find belles in hundreds there
Wearing other people's hair
Once, I went, dressed like a Prince
I've been stoney ever since.

Chorus: Oh! the Belles of London Town
Ding-dong! I've been undone
Clipped and slipped, and dipped and whipped
By the Belles of London Town.

Maudie was the first and she
Rang the changes nice on me
Kissed me twice - then, with a grin
Said, 'Good night' stole my gold pin
Soon, another pelting, Flo
Said, 'Oh dear, I love you so.'
And this belle, this charming thing
From my finger wrung my ring.

Chorus:

When I argued with Miss Flo
'Cos she took my ring you know
With a dog-whip she went whack
At a portion of my back
Then I cried, and she did worse
'Boned' my ticker, and my purse
Smacked my head, and tore my clothes
And she said she'd wring my nose.

Chorus:

 
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Written and composed by J. P. Harrington & George Le Brunn - 1888
Performed by T.W. Barrett (1851-1935)
From monologues.co.uk Music Hall Lyrics Collection
 
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