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When you roll home late in a rather merry state Which is not the proper form for you And you know, as on you roam that for coming so late home Your wife will make things warm for you Standing on the bottom stair is a female figure there Well, you've no chance of missing her As you open the street door, if you're not a fool I'm sure To square her you'll start kissing her. Chorus: Chance your luck, chance your luck You kiss her quick, then find out by and bye That the one who's got the kisses is the slavey, not the missus Well you never know your luck until you try. If one day you chance to pass such a dainty little lass With a look and a style both beautiful If you're single give a wink, but if wed you should I think Pass on - to wife be dutiful Though the trickly little lass is a little bit of class While you have but threepence in your fob And you know to mash a girl would tax the pocket of an earl Still, don't be frightened at the job. Chorus: Chance your luck, chance your luck If she says a sweet silk dress you ought to buy Say, 'I can't afford you silks, you can have a plate of whelks.' For you never know your luck until you try. If, upon the other hand, your affections chance to land On a girl you're unacquainted with And an old pal says, 'Hallo! isn't that Miss So-and-so? Oh crumbs! what's that she's painted with?' The needle never get, though you even learn the pet Is engaged - to very soon be wed To a man you chance to know, your annoyance do not show Don't go wallop off your head, Chorus: Chance your luck, chance your luck Do your best to mash her on the sly And if you find she loves another, Turn her up and mash her mother Well you never know your luck until you try. What to do when you're detained late at night has been explained Ah, but when you've made a night of it And don't roll home till ten in the morning - ah! well then It's hard work to make light of it For you can't think what to say, so as to explain away Where you have been and what you've done Oh, you think of every ruse, and of every good excuse To tell her - but can't find one. Chorus: Chance your luck, chance your luck When wifey wants to know the reason why Say, 'I've been to see a fire?' p'r'aps she'll say you are a liar Still you never know your luck until you try. Down at Kempton on the course, trying hard to spot a horse Is a fav'rite game with many folks And if such should be your case, and you've lost on every race You perhaps can swear with any folks If you've come to your last half you are not inclined to laugh Till you think a cert you've got Then you wonder whether you shall chance a bob or two Take my tip and go the lot. Chorus: Chance your luck, chance your luck For a winner means your dining at the Cri' If you fail to find the winner, then it's saveloys for dinner Well you never know your luck until you try. |
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| Written and composed by Wal Pink & George Le Brunn - 1896 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Performed by Marie Lloyd (1870-1922) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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