CURIOSITY
 
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Nosy people raise our mirth, but we're curious from birth
What is it brings us on earth? - Curiosity
Now look at love. A man's in haste why does he span some girl's waist
And bite her ears to try the taste? - Curiosity
My gal has got a wooden leg, they told me round our part
I didn't like to ask her, but what filled my loving heart?
Cur-uri-osity, Curiosity
Most of us are curious, some of us are furious
I know it's injuri- urious, curious to be
But what did I get married for? - Curiosity

In the night you hear a cry. In the morn you wonder why
Your tom-cat has lost his eye - Curiosity
Every egg has got a niff, and when that egg it's side you biff
Now what is it that makes you sniff? - Curiosity
A constable is curious. The reason's very plain
Why does a policeman shine his bulls-eye down the darkest lane?
Cur-uri-osity, Curiosity
Most of us are curious, some of us are furious
I know it's injuri- urious, curious to be
But why did Adam lose his rib - Curiosity.

Ladies on the satin or the latest bonnet search
Why do women go to church? - Curiosity
What is it the butler saw? and what made Jane, the housemaid roar?
And what are key-holes handy for? - Curiosity
Why do you search a sausage when on sausage you're fed?
What does an old maid look for when she looks beneath the bed?
Cur-uri-osity, Curiosity
Most of us are curious, some of us are furious
I know it's injuri- now look at Coventry
Oh, what was wrong with Peeping Tom? - Curiosity
Ha, ha, ha - Curiosity
Most of us are curious. Some of us....
I know it's injuri- urious, curious to me
What was wrong with Peeping Tom? - Curiosity.
 
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Written and composed by Mayne
Performed by Little Tich (1867-1928)
 
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