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Oh, London, I'll sing of your joys and delights Your wet rainy days and your dark foggy nights Your walks and your drives and your lanes and your streets Your joys and your noise and your swindles and cheats The place where some people are rolling in gold While others are dying of hunger I'm told Where thousands of pounds in charity spent And few reach the poor folks for whom it is meant. Chorus: In London, London, place of renown Oh, London, London, Great London Town. Oh, London, where taxes no grumblings provoke Where dust is so rare, and you rarely see smoke Where organ men play till with joy you could leap And the gas and the coals are so wonderfully cheap Where cabmen they seldom charge more than their fares And the public they never get swindled with shares Where the finest of meat goes in penny pies And policemen have never been known to tell lies. Chorus: Oh, London, how charming to walk thro' thy Strand And listen to the music of a sweet German Band Poor old Temple Bar upon crutches to see And the place where the Law Courts are going to be On the National Gallery gaze then with pride Or view the Embankment, so trim and so wide Ah, and where can they make more brilliant display Than down Seven Dials and Ratcliff Highway. Chorus: Oh, London, how nice thro' the City to range And watch the strange doings at the famed Stock Exchange Where bubbles are burst and fortunes are lost As widows and orphans oft fine to their cost There's the grand Mansion House where the Aldermen dine When the Lord Mayor invites them to turtle and wine Gog and Magog you'll find in Guildhall, of renown And Cheapside paved with asphalt to throw horse down. Chorus: Oh, London, where princes and paupers too, dwell Where the laws they are made, aye, and broken as well Where there's palaces, hovels, asylums and clubs Churches and chapels and gin-shops and pubs Baronets, beggars and parsons and scamps Teetotallers, drunkards and statesmen and tramps Tradesmen and salesmen who everything sell Quakers and Shakers and Fakirs as well. Chorus: Oh, London, where Board Schools and busses abound Where there's trains over houses and trains underground Where splendid improvements are always the plan And the poor are turned out to get in where they can To see it great strangers have come from afar Emperors and Kings, the Czar and the Shah So let other folks say whatever they will With thy faults, London, why I love thee still. Chorus: |
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