LONDON'S BEAUTIFUL
 
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Last week I came on a trip to London
Thought that I should have a jolly day
I'd been five years saving up my money
But how soon it melted right away
Outside the station there I met a man
Said I was his sister, called me Mary Ann
Said he'd like to show me the sights of London Town
And everything he showed me, why, it cost me half a crown

Chorus: But London's beautiful
Hey it is a lovely place
The things I saw, dear oh lor
I saw things I never saw before
Oh such funny 'uns, my sides I thought I'd crack
For they made me laugh all round my face
And half way down my back
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It seemed strange how people seemed to know me
Perhaps because I'm always so refined
Some chap on a cab he called me 'hansom'
I said, 'Thank you Sir, you're very kind.'
I saw an old gal riding on some wheels
Jumped up behind her, to see just how it feels
But I'd never have done it if I'd only known
For down I came wallop right upon my funny-bone

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At the Zoo I saw some funny things there
One big monster walking on a track
I'd a cake, but I couldn't find his mouth
He'd a tail at the front and the back
Then in a 'wax-works' a fellow made me squeal
Stuck a pin into me to see if I was real
Saw some ballet girls, too, dressed in leaves, that's all
And a man began to whistle 'When the leaves begin to fall'

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