MAN, MAN, MAN
 
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Girls of today you are too simple by far
You don't realise how deceiptful men are
When they are courting they tell you such lies
They are the spiders and you are the flies
If you know as much about them as I know
You wouldn't run after 'em and pamper them so
They talk of love they call you pet
I know their game 'cos I fell in their net
Excuse me now ladies for using this term
Where woman's concerned a man is a worm

Chorus: Girls, you are thinking too much of the men
If you knew what I know about men
You'd look before you leap
Men are all right when they're fast asleep
Oh, I've had some so I ought to know
If you can't explain it I can
It's something that's stuck in a thirty bob suit
That's man, man, man


No doubt there are single young girls here tonight
Whose husbands treat them in a way far from right
Don't let 'em play hanky panky with you
They'll wear the trousers, so sure as you do
Give them a yard and they'll soon take a mile
Unless it's a yard of tongue - that makes 'em smile
Take any married man starting for biz
Notice how loving and crafty he is
He'll kiss his dear wifey good-bye on the mat
A rose for a barmaid stuck inside his hat

Chorus: Girls, you are thinking too much of th men
If you knew what I know about men
You'd look before you leap
Men are all right when they're fast asleep
Oh, I've had some so I ought to know
If you can't explain it, I can
It's something to put your cold feet on at night
That's a man,man, man.


Married men they're the worst bounders by far
They're more in demand than the single chaps are
Men who are married, you'll tell 'em with ease
The girls have worn all the nap off their knees
I know the bounders! you leave me alone
While you're out shopping, they're out on their own
I pity the fellow who gets hold of me
I'll be a surprise packet for him, you'll see
They're selfish, deceiptful and mean as can be
They'd collar the blessed milk out of your tea

Chorus: Girls, you are thinking too much of the men
If you knew what I know about men
You'd look before you leap
Men are all right when they're fast asleep
Oh, I've had some so I ought to know
If you can't explain it I can
It's something that loves every girl but his wife
That's a man, man, man.
 
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Performed by Vesta Victoria (1874-1951)
 
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