OH JOE, I WANT TO GO TO THE PICTURE SHOW
 
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Mooning and spooning was Flo's delight
So to her sweetheart she said one night
'I wish you'd take me the pictures to see
At the bioscope show,' but he
Said, 'I fail to see where the fun comes in, dear.'
Then Flo with a sigh to her sweetheart drew near
And whispered these words in his ear,

Chorus: 'Oh Joe, I want to go to the Picture Show
The fun you're sure to see
If you squeeze close up to me
Oh Joe, don't say 'No'
For it's sure to make you grin
And you'll see no doubt, when the lights go out
Where the fun comes in.'


Off to the pictures Joe went that night
But the first picture gave him a fright
There on the screen was a picture of Joe
With a girl, and that girl wasn't Flo
Flo cried, 'You old Bluebeard! that picture explain.'
Then fainting away with excitement and strain
She murmured these words once again,

Chorus:

Joe tried his best to explain away
That 'girl in the picture' to Flo next day
'I've never flirted,' said he, 'On my life
For that girl, dear, was only - my wife.'
'Your w-w-w-wife? are you married?' Flo cried
Said he, 'Well, I was dear, but as my wife died
I'm a widower.' then Flo replied,

Chorus:
 
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Performed by Arthur Reece (1870-1964)
 
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