OH, MY TOOTH
 
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Of all the pains we do endure until we are but dust
I know you'll all agree with me the toothache is the 'wust'
I've been a martyr all my life, I've tried to stop the pain
I've had 'em out, I've stuffed 'em up but still it comes again.

Chorus: Oh! Oh! my tooth, the pain is really crushing
Oh! Oh! my tooth, 'twill really drive me mad
I'm raving, tearing, cursing, swearing
Throughout this world I'm always blaring
My tooth! (Oh-o-o) my tooth.


I thought I'd try and stop my pain, I'd court some fair damsel
And in love's bosom bury all my thought and all my care
I found a maid, a charming girl, her Christian name was Ruth
Unfortunately she was also troubled by her tooth.

Chorus: Oh! Oh! my tooth, the pain is really crushing
Oh! Oh! my tooth, 'twill really drive me mad
I'm raving, tearing, cursing, swearing
Throughout this world I'm always blaring
My tooth! (Oh-o-o) my tooth.


They told me if I married got 'twould ease my aches and pains
So I popped the question to my Ruth in agonising strains
It's now some time since I've been wed, I'd be single if I could
For married life I find has not done my tooth any good.

Chorus: Oh! Oh! my tooth, the pain is really crushing
Oh! Oh! my tooth, 'twill really drive me mad
I'm raving, tearing, cursing, swearing
Throughout this world I'm always blaring
My tooth! (Oh-o-o) my tooth.
 
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Performed by Harry Randall (1857-1932)
 
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