THE PIANO TUNER
 
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I am a useful man who you could never do without
From house to house I daily perform my duties gaily
They ask me in their drawing rooms, with swells I have communed
The reason is, because they want their grand pianos tuned.

Chorus: So if your piano is out of tune
Your duty is simple and plain
Just send for me and I'll guarantee
You'll never play on it again.


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Chorus: So if your piano is out of tune
Your duty is simple and plain
Just send for me and I'll guarantee
You'll never play on it again.


Some people never seem to know what a piano is for
They give it to the baby to cut its teeth on, may be
The servant has a young man - he's a blacksmith probably
He mistakes it for an anvil, then, of course they send for me.

Chorus: So if your piano is out of tune
Your duty is simple and plain
Just send for me and I'll guarantee
You'll never play on it again.


< Patter >

Chorus: So if your piano is out of tune
Your duty is simple and plain
Just send for me and I'll guarantee
You'll never play on it again.
 
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Performed by George Robey (1869-1954)
 
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