THE PRETTY GIRL'S NAME WAS FLO
 
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There was once a pretty little girl named Brown
Who from the country came to town
All she'd got was half-a-crown
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho.
With her purse and dainty satchel in her hand
She looked, upon my word, quite grand
But she found a turning called the Strand
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho.

Chorus: And the pretty girl's name was Flo
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho.
She knew a thing or two
Ha, ha, ha, ha, hoo, hoo.
She liked to have a spree
Was fond of L.S.D.
But now she knows her way about
Ha, ha, ha, ha, hee, hee.


She met a chappie who was passing by
A naughty twinkle in his eye
She seemed to him demure and shy
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
He looked at the girl who appeared so good
Said, 'Pardon me, Miss, don't think me rude
But do you live in St. John's Wood?'
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho.

Chorus:

'I'm just going home to mamma,' said she
'I wish you would take care of me
Come home, dear, and have a cup of tea.'
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
But how d'ye think it all turned out?
They're married now, without a doubt
And a bassinet they wheel about
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Chorus:
 
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Performed by Charles Pastor (d. 1926)
 
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