THAT’S THE STUFF TO GIVE ‘EM
 
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I'm always fond of company; I'm always fond of noise
And never so delighted as when with the Khaki boys
To try and make our Tommies smile of songs I've sung a few
It's grand to hear them on the march and don't they sing 'em too.

Chorus: That's the stuff, that's the stuff, that's the stuff to give 'em
There's nothing beats the cheery song
To help our gallant boys along
Never mind about the words
Blow the bloomin' rhythm
But a nice little girl with a saucy curl
That's the stuff to give 'em.


They do say half a dozen women round a pot of tea
Will talk for hours and hours of things they never see
But if you'd like to hear the spicy stories they can spin
Just place that same old half a dozen round a drop of gin.

Chorus: That's the stuff, that's the stuff, that's the stuff to give 'em
A drop of Mother's ruin neat
They soon begin to feel their feet
When their tongues begin to wag
There's nothing in it with 'em
And to open a school for scandal, whoa
That's the stuff to give 'em.


When nice and cosy in your bed you can't say it's a treat
When wifey dabs into your back a pair of icy feet
And when the twins begin to cry then off will go the clothes
For safety pins and dummies, well you bet that Mother knows.

Chorus: That's the stuff, that's the stuff, that's the stuff to give 'em
And when the twins begin to shout,
You shouldn't put yourselves about
Mother knows just what to do
As soon as she gets with 'em
Oh, a tickling up with the powder puff
That's the stuff to give 'em.


You often hear a fellow say he's tired of married life
Well, that's because he knows not how to treat his darling wife
But I've invented something that will please each little dear
It isn't much but I can guarantee what I've got here.

Chorus: That's the stuff, that's the stuff, that's the stuff to give 'em
When wifey dear begins to jaw
Why, don't go out and slam the door
Never argue, never shout,
Or say that you'll forgive 'em
But a nice little tap on the top of the nap
That's the stuff to give 'em.
 
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Written and composed by Harry Freeman & George Grant - 1917
Performed by Harry Freeman (1858-1922)
 
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