| THREE NICE GIRLS (A parody on Three Blind Mice) |
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Three nice girls, three nice girls, three nice girls See how they run, see how they run, see how they run They all run after the same young man When he saw them coming he quickly ran And jumped in side of a furniture van Three nice girls, three nice girls, three nice girls See how they run, see how they run, see how they run They picked up their skirts and then they ran And jumped on top of that furniture van And shouted, 'We'll follow him to Japan.' Poor young man, poor young man, poor young man See how he blubbers, see how he blubbers, see how he blubbers When he heard them coming he heaved a sigh And started crying, 'Oh dear! oh my! I'll stop inside here until I die With three nice girls, three nice girls, three nice girls Oh! how they've run, Oh! how they've run, Oh! how they've run.' Amidst the noise, and bustle, and strife Each girl wanted to be his wife He'd never had such fun in his life With three nice girls - All nice girls. |
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| Written, composed and performed by R.A. Roberts (1866-1932) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| From monologues.co.uk Music Hall Lyrics Collection | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||