THE UNDERTAKER
 
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Of all the jobs in all the world
There isn't one like mine
It's not all honey, not all jam
In the Undertaking line
To those of you who think it's nice
I offer this advice:

Chorus: Never undertake to be an Undertaker
I've had some, I know
Be a tinker, be a tailor, a soldier or a sailor
But never, never, never, never, never
Never be an Undertaker.


I have to wear a mornful air
When feeling bright and gay
I dare not show the joy I feel
When business comes my way
And every customer, alack
I know will not come back.

Chorus: Never undertake to be an Undertaker
I've had some, I know
Be a tinker, be a tailor, a soldier or a sailor
But never, never, never, never, never
Never be an Undertaker.
 
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Written and performed by Claude Chandler - 1923
 
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