WE DON'T WANT A GIRL
 
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We want a girl, a girl who is nice and slender
We don't care what sort of a girl she is
As long as she's true and tender.

We don't want a girl with eyes of blue
With eyes of blue, with eyes of blue
As long as she's got a quid or two
Any old sort of eyes will do.

We don't want a girl from the skating rink
From the skating rink, from the skating rink
Once round the rink she wants a drink
So we don't want a girl from the skating rink.

We don't want a girl who's tall and thin
Who's tall and thin, who's tall and thin
You can't warm your feet on bones and skin
So we don't want a girl who's tall and thin.

We don't want a girl with housemaids knees
With housemaids knees, with housemaids knees
You can't catch 'em bending whenever you please
So we don't want a girl with housemaids knees.

We don't want a girl with a new tight dress
With a new tight dress, with a new tight dress
She walks like a duck who is in distress
So we don't want a girl with a new tight dress.

We don't want a girl who's memory is bad
Who's memory is bad, who's memory is bad
She might ask for something she's already had
So we don't want a girl who's memory is bad.

We don't want a girl from Tooting Bec
From Tooting Bec, from Tooting Bec
Courting them leaves you a perfect wreck
So we don't want a girl from Tooting Bec.
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We don't want a girl from Shepherds Bush
From Shepherds Bush, from Shepherds Bush
They collar your money, then give you the push
So we don't want a girl from Shepherds Bush.

 
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Performed by Rich & Rich (Harry Rich and Charlie Rich were not related)
 
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