WEDDING BELLS | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Married ladies pity me, in this world of ours You get all the sweets of life, I get all the sours Loved by husbands, loved by friends, I hardly think it right My only friend's a tabby cat, and he stays out all night. Chorus: Wedding bells, wedding bells, How I love your melody You ring your bells for other gals, but never ring for me On the shelf, by myself, I've been lying all my life I wonder if I ever shall be, somebody's darling wife. Often I stand near the church when the bell it rings Watch them throw the boots and shoes, rice, and other things Squeezing through a crowd today to gaze upon the bride A policeman threw a boot at me with his big foot still inside. Chorus: O'other evening, in the park, what do you suppose Some man came up from behind, kissed me on the nose Then he dragged me near a lamp, it nearly turned my blood He said he'd made a big mistake - then shoved me in the mud. Chorus: I was pretty as a child, that's what I have heard How we alter as we grow, moult just like a bird I was nearly married once - his face I can't forget He lodged with mother twenty years - the left us all in debt Chorus: |
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Written and composed by Murray & Leigh - 1903 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Performed by Vesta Victoria (1874 - 1951) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
From monologues.co.uk Music Hall Lyrics Collection | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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