WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO, MY PRETTY MAID?
 
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Where are you going to my pretty maid?
Where are you going to my pretty maid?
I'm going to business, Sir she said
Sir, she said, Sir, she said
I'm going to business, Sir, she said.

What is your business, my pretty maid?
What is your business, my pretty maid?
I'm a tart in the Ballet, Sir, she said
Sir, she said, sir, she said.
I'm a tart in the Ballet, Sir she said.

What is your Father, my pretty maid?
What is your Father, my pretty maid?
'Chucker out' in the theatre, Sir she said
Sir, she said, Sir, she said
'Chucker out' in the theatre, Sir, she said.

What is your Mother, my pretty maid?
What is your Mother, my pretty maid?
She dresses the Tarts, kind Sir, she said
Sir, she said, Sir, she said
She's the boss of the Dressing Room, Sir, she said.

What is your sister, my pretty maid
What is your sister, my pretty maid?
She thinks she's an actress
Sir, she said, Sir, she said
She thinks she's an actress, Sir, she said.

What is your brother, my pretty maid?
What is your brother, my pretty maid?
He's a Brummagen Bruiser, Sir, she said
Sir, she said, Sir, she said
He's a Brumagen Bruiser, Sir, she said

Then I can't marry you, my pretty maid?
Then I can't marry you, my pretty maid?
Then put up your dukes you Cur, she said
Cur, she said, Cur, she said
I've had lessons from Sullivan, Sir, she said.
 
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Performed by Dan Leno (1860-1904)
Performed by Murray Slade (1859-1913)
Performed by Nellie Wallace (1870-1948)
 
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