by Flavia Vanilla » May 14th, 2012, 10:05 pm
Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West (George Ellis)
[Humorous Trio -each girl sings her own name and line of text out]
[Concert Party Material]
1st verse
All
“We’re three famous beauties of classic renown
Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West,
We’ve come back to see what it’s like up in town.
Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”
Cleopatra,
“My story was written by Shakespeare sublime.”
Godiva,
“My bareback performance is famous in rhyme,”
Mae West,
“And ev’ryone’s been up to see me sometime.”
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”
Refrain “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West,
In history’s pages we’re three of the best.”
Cleopatra,
“Mark Anthony thought I was rather a find.”
Godiva,
“I’ve got Peeping Tom at the back of my mind.”
Mae West,
“And I’m just a girl from the back of behind,”
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”
2nd verse
All
We’re three little blossoms that somebody picked
Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West,
In spite of our make-up our morals are strict,
Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”
Cleopatra,
“I learnt to be queen, and a lot more besides,”
Godiva,
“I learnt a lot when I went for my rides,”
Mae West,
“I learnt all my handiwork in the girl guides.”
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”
Refrain
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.
In history’s pages we’re three of the best.”
Cleopatra,
“Down at the Old Vic I gave you a throb.”
Godiva,
“With Bertram Mills’s Circus I’ll soon earn a bob.”
Mae West,
“And United Dairies ‘d give me a job.”
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”
3rd Verse
All “A word of advice to the men ere we go,
Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.
You’re looking for nice bits of homework we know,
Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”
Cleopatra,
“We’re three bits of pastry who like to be fussed,”
Godiva,
“So give us a ring if it comes to the wust,”
Mae West,
“And don’t forget me if you want a good bust.”
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”
Refrain
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.
In history’s pages we’re three of the best.”
Cleopatra,
“They made me a mummy all pickled in salt.”
Godiva,
“I shocked all the mummies when I made a halt.”
Mae West.
“If I’m not a mummy it isn’t my fault.”
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.
Refrain
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.
In history’s pages we’re three of the best.”
Cleopatra,
“I didn’t wear much except rings in my ears.”
Godiva,
“My costume was simple, or so it appears.”
Mae West,
“But my bargain basement is full of ideas.”
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”
Refrain
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.
In history’s pages we’re three of the best.”
Cleopatra,
“I bathed in the nile and they said, ‘What ho’.”
Godiva,
“I gave Peeping Tom a good eye-full I know.”
Mae West,
“I bathe alone, but it’s not a bad show.”
All “Cleopatra, Godiva, Mae West.”