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1. We All Went Home In A Cab - George Formby Sr.: Last night I went to a social club To meet some pals I know We danced and pranced and jumped about Until it was time to go So we all went home in a cab We all went home in a cab The bottom fell out But the driver went on So we all ran home in a cab.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-W/We-All-Went-Home-In-A-Cab.htm - 10KB - 01 Dec 2012

2. I Had My Hands In My Pockets - George Formby Sr.: It's years, an' years, an' years, an' years, Since last I 'ad a fight An argument arose on politics, the other night. When I told a fella 'e was wrong, 'E gave me such a punch. Right in the very region where, I always keep my lunch.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-I/I-Had-My-Hands-In-My-Pockets.htm - 10KB - 01 Dec 2012

3. The Man Was A Stranger To Me - George Formby Sr.: I never could get on with strangers somehow Strange faces I never could see Now I met a man in the street t'other day But the man was a stranger to me He said, 'What's the time?' So I pulled out my watch I said, 'Look for yourself - do, go on - I don't think it's going' He said 'Yes it is' In a tick after that it was gone...
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-M/Man-Was-Stranger-To-Me.htm - 10KB - 01 Dec 2012

4. All Of A Sudden It Struck Me - George Formby Sr.: Last week to a concert I chanced to go, They asked me to sing but I answed, 'No'. I said, 'I'm a conjuror, my name it is Cleggs, I'll show you a trick if you'll lend me some eggs.' Then all of a sudden it struck me, I wished I'd 'ave said I could sing.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-A/All-Of-A-Sudden-It-Struck-Me.htm - 10KB - 01 Dec 2012

5. Our House is Haunted - George Formby Sr.: The 'ouse that I live in is 'aunted, I've 'eard funny noises of late. Oh, one evening in the back-kitchen I'll swear, I saw a man's shadow so clearly there. When I called the wife she said 'Oh, it's a ghost, And you'd better get off to bed. Keep out of 'is way, don't let 'im see you, At every man that he looks, drops dead!' I'm terrified out of my life, I'd leave the 'ouse but for...
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-O/Our-House-Is-Haunted.htm - 11KB - 01 Dec 2012

6. I Lifted The Latch And Walked In - George Formby Sr.: Last week I put up, at a certain hotel, I've never lived in one before. When night came I couldn't find which was my room, So I saw number nine on a door. So I lifted the latch and walked in, Just like a silly old lout. But a woman was there and she shouted, 'Police!' So I lifted the latch and walked out.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-I/I-Lifted-The-Latch-And-Walked-In.htm - 11KB - 01 Dec 2012

7. Frightened To Go To Sleep Again - George Formby Sr.: When ere I go to sleep at night I have such fearful dreams The things that happen to me make me waken up with screams Last night I dreamt I went to the works of Mr Kirk And thought that I was fool enough to go and ask for work. Chorus: And I'm afraid to go to sleep again I am, so 'elp me bob I'm afraid to go to sleep again For fear I'll get the job.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-F/Frightened-To-Go-To-Sleep-Again.htm - 11KB - 01 Dec 2012

8. My Mother Said - George Formby Sr.: My Mother said I never should, Play with gypsies in yon wood She's quite right because I say There isn't any gypsies round our way. Chorus: Ring-a ring-a roses, ring-a ring-a roses Ring-a ring-a roses, Ashoo all fall down.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-M/My-Mother-Said-Formby.htm - 11KB - 01 Dec 2012

9. I Kept On Waving My Flag - George Formby Sr.: No doubt you will think that I look very queer, Well, the moths have been at me again. This flag in my 'and is worth two up a pole, What it's for I will try and explain. The railway employ me to keep the line clear, Last week we'd a smash and when danger was near, Chorus: I kept on waving my flag, 'Twas a terrible smash without brag. The inspector came round and said, 'Bill, do...
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-I/I-Kept-On-Waving-My-Flag.htm - 11KB - 01 Dec 2012

10. Odds And Ends - George Formby Sr.: Now Jimmy, on a steeple, saw a weather-cock one day, So he went and asked his teacher in a quiet sort of way. 'Why don't they put a hen upon a church?' said little Jim, His teacher looked embarrassed as he slowly answered him. Chorus: Well, they never put the hen upon a steeple, On a steeple, on a steeple. they never put the hen upon a steeple, 'Cos it's too far up to go and get...
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-O/Odds-And-Ends.htm - 11KB - 01 Dec 2012

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