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31. A Thing He Had Never Done Before - George Robey
The wind it blowed, the snow it snowed, the lightning it did light The rain came down as usual, and, brethren, well it might; For had not darling papa come home sober that same night, A thing he had never done before! It took us all our time to hold the bulldog Patsy Burke;And mama tore her hair and started raving like a Turk,
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32. The Music Hall Comic - George Robey
They say that the life of a music hall comic Is one that the highbrow dispises But even my critics admit my career Is sublime in its several guises I haven't a title yet I possess many That may sound a bold contradiction But when I refer to titles of songs You'll see that I speak with conviction
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33. The Piano Tuner - George Robey
I am a useful man who you could never do without From house to house I daily perform my duties gaily They ask me in their drawing rooms, with swells I have communed The reason is, because they want their grand pianos tuned. Chorus: So if your piano is out of tune Your duty is simple and plain Just send for me and I'll guarantee You'll never play on it again.
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34. The Prehistoric Man - George Robey
I'm really very harmless, no one need have any fears Preserved in clay you know I lay, for twenty thousand years I live in a museum, and the entrance it is free Just walk in at the front-door if you want to call on me. Chorus: And I'm on show in the day time I'm off show at night My flint-head spear is polished And my manners polished quite A Paleolithic, imagine if you can A most...
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35. The Servants' Registry Office - George Robey
If I hadn't been brought up a perfect lady My goodness I could say a thing or two To think that I've come down to booking servants Still what else could a poor lone widow do My husband was a life insurance agent The way he served me makes me fairly groan For I felt quite broken hearted When I found the dear departed Had insured my blessed life but not his own.
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36. The Pro's Landlady - George Robey
You can see by my demeanour I'm an actress Or at least I was year or two ago Ah me, I never thought I'd come to this game Letting lodgings to the gay and frenzied foe In fact I have to live out in the suburbs When I'm sure by now I should have been a star And to have to serve up ham-an-eggs and haddocks And to let those saucy actors call me ma.
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37. Oh, How Rude - George Robey ~ Arthur Lennard
Chorus: Oh, how rude. Oh, how rude And the laughter from around was not subdued For he used a lot of snack words Said I ought to walk out backwards Which I told him would be very, very rude.
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38. I Haven't The Faintest Idea - George Robey
I haven't the faintest idea I haven't the faintest idea A rhomboid's a sort of a kind of a, well More early in bloom and a different smell Whilst the spheroid, well, let me explain it A spheroid to make myself clear Is a sort of a one... Oh eat your damn bun... I haven't the faintest idea!
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39. What Was There, Was Good - George Robey
I first met my wife at a fancy dress ball To my mind she was simply divine I thought to myself, 'This is love at first sight!' And I solomnly vowed she'd be mine. That very same evening I asked her to wed She blushingly murmered, "With pleasure!" We were married and then for the very first time I examined my bargain at leisure. One eye was blue and the other one glass Her...
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40. I'm The Widow Of Colonel De Tracy - George Robey
I'm the widow of Colonel De Tracy I come of an old Norman line I may have a past but it's human to err Alas what a past is mine My poor dear Papa was a scholar I know one or two things myself The lady I board with used phrases today Which, well, I said, 'Madam excuse me I pray...
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