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81. What I Have I'll Hold - George Robey
A famous saying of John Bull's Is, 'What I have I'll hold!' That minds me of a sad mishap That turned my life-blood cold; I went to serenade my girl, Her bulldog gripped me here; I said, 'Let go, you beastly brute!' He answered me, 'No fear!... 'What I have I'll hold, what I have I'll hold!
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82. A Slight Mistake On The Part Of My Valet - George Robey
My Valet is a stupid ass, he is, upon my word As I leave everything to him mistakes he makes absurd Last night there was a fancy Ball, I said to James, 'Now please Attire me as a cavalier', he bunged me into these Slight mistake, Slight mistake The dancers took me for an Aunt Sally As soon as I made my debut the girls had fits and simply hrough Slight mistake on the part of my...
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83. They're Beginning To Notice Me - George Robey
Chorus: They're beginning to notice me! They're beginning to notice me! I raised my hat to the Duke, today, His grace was looking the opposite way, So I sauntered across to the marquis, a very old friend, you see, He gave me the end of his cigar! They're beginning to notice me.
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84. What Is One Amongst So Many? - George Robey
I am a humble man, a very humble man And five-and-twenty shillings is my modest bunce a week I have so many kids, and such a dearth of quids I really only get a proper dinner once a week We've got one room. no more, and I sit upon the floor For our one chair has always got a perfect heap upon it And when to bed we go, we never doss, you know Our number's fourteen, and we've but one...
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85. It Suddenly Dawned Upon Me - George Robey
There are things in this life of ours, Which break in on us with surprise; I had an instance, when last week I told a man that he told lies: Said he, "Wil't' fight?" I answered, "Yea!" Knew not he was a pug... Oh Lor! He gave me one between the eyes, And for a week I knew no more.
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86. That's Work - George Robey
How very hard some people work! A policeman on night duty, How many arear he'll search, For England, Home and Beauty. Directly sergeant's turned his back, He seeks his favourite slavey, And in the kitchen sits down, full Of beef and beer and gravy.
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87. The Mormon's Song - R.A. Roberts
From far across the raging foam near Salt Lake's briny waters, I left my happy little home, and ninety sons and daughters. Two hundred wives are shedding tears of sorrow since they lost me. Two hundred fat and buxom dears, just fancy what they cost me!
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88. What A Very Great Improvement It Would Be - Harry G. Pellissier
If comic songs of ancient jokes were less full What a very great improvement it would be If I only thought that mine would be successful What a very great improvement it would be If I could only move the earth to laughter So that Englishmen would only shake with glee And Scotsmen see the joke - the morning after What a very great improvement it would be.
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