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21. Down Came The Blind - Harry Champion
Not so long ago in the big wash tub Mother made a pudden', was a lovely bit o' grub. While Mother stirred it with our yard broom, Neighbours full o' jealousy come lookin' in the room. They yelled out and pointed with their thumbs 'Arf a ton o' dough and not a pennyworth o' plums. Down came the blind. Father took 'is slippers off, Danced on the dough. Mother sent the nippers off.
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22. The Best That Money Can Buy - Harry Champion
I courted a girl named Martha Crump And oh she was such a love of a lump I used to call her jelly because She was so nice and plump And when her mother wouldn't let Her out I used to sigh All my pals said what are you sighing for To them I would cry,
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23. You Ought To See The Missus In A Harem Shirt - Harry Champion
Chorus: You ought to see the missus in a harem skirt Biff bang tear 'em scare 'em She goes tripping like a gay young flirt Now she makes me wear 'em When she's off into the fried -fish shop Street kids shout out 'Tear 'em.' Turkish Delight - suits her all right She's longing to be living in a harem.
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24. Samuel Duff - Harry Champion
Samuel Duff, with your little bit of fluff You're like a sandwich Samuel Your face looks just like a little bit of ham Right in the middle of your sideboards, Sam Samuel Duff, you're no muff The people know you're wide Oh it's not your curls that tickle all the girls It's the little bits of hair each side...
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25. I'm Proud Of My Old Bald Head - Harry Champion
Chorus: Hair, hair, hair, I've got none on my noddle I don't care as down the street I toddle All the people say, 'He's a good old thoroughbred.' I never get the knock -I'm a jolly old cock I'm proud of me old bald head.
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26. Wotcher My Old Brown Son - Harry Champion
Chorus: 'Wotcher my old Brown son, How are yer? 'Wotcher my old Brown son, how are yer? If you've got the money and the time to spare Come and have a 'tiddly' at the old Brown Bear You look fine, put your hands in mine Never mind if it weighs a ton Why, don't you look a swell, you are a-looking well Wotcher my old Brown son.'
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27. On The Mediterranean - Harry Champion
The other Summer time some friends of mine Said, 'Come along on our yacht.' So I went down the 'Lane' one Sunday morn And this yachting suit I got We sailed away from Fried Fish Bay Forget it I never can We'd a cargo of ale when we went for that sail On the Mediterranean.
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28. I Enjoyed It - Harry Champion
Chorus: I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Our cat did a double shuffle on one leg And the old cockaneery laid an 'ard-boiled egg. Firemen came for the missus in the night, Turn'd the 'ose on 'er an' I said: 'That's right. That'll save 'er 'avin' a bath tonight.' And I enjoyed it.
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29. Saturday - Harry Champion
Chorus: Oh, Saturday! that's the day for me We have a fair old 'beano' and we spend our L.S.D. On Monday morning we are always B.R.O.K.E. Oh, Saturday! that's the day for me.
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30. A Little Bit Of Cucumber - Harry Champion
I was weaned on cucumber And on my wedding day Sitting down to supper when The guests had gone away My old darling said to me, 'You must be hungry Joe What is it you fancy?' I said, 'Fancy, Don't you know?'...
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