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31. I'm Henery The Eight, I Am - Harry Champion
Chorus: I'm Henery the eighth I am, Henery the eighth I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door, She's been married seven times before. Everyone was a Henery she wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam, I'm her eighth old man named Henery, I'm Henery the eighth I am.
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32. I'm William The Conqueror - Harry Champion
Chorus: I'm the William the Conqueror, Conk-conk-conk-conk-Conqueror. I take 'em all on. Never mind the wait. I've only got to look at 'em. I put 'em in a state. I frighten all the neighbourhood and the p'lice all call me 'Sir.' I've conquered my old woman and that wants a bit of doin'. I'm William the Conqueror.
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33. Who Says London Ain't The Country - Harry Champion
Chorus: So who says London ain't the country, With the green grass growing all around, my boys Corn exchange, windmill Street Where they're grinding up the corn on the policeman's feet You can get a lot of chaff in the Haymarket It's a fact, may I be blowed All the cows out of Cow Cross Street Are grazing in the Gray's Inn Road.
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34. Yer 'At Don't Fit Yer Very Well - Harry Champion
Chorus: 'Yer 'at don't fit yer very well And yer whiskers they are shaggy But yer do look a don with your new suit on And yer trousers, ain't they baggy We don't mind the colour of yer tie, old man Love me, you're a swell But there's one thing about yer we don't like Yer 'at don't fit yer very well.'
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35. I Was Holding My Coconut - Harry Champion
Refrain: I was holding me coconut when a lady winked at me 'I see you've got it with you' she shouted out with glee Up came the hubby. He threw me in the cut The only thing that kept me afloat was holding my coconut.
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36. My Old Iron Cross - Harry Champion
Chorus: Me old Iron Cross, Me old Iron Cross What a waste I do declare Over there in Germany they're giving them away You can have a dozen if you shout hooray The Kaiser said to me, 'Old cock Me kingdom for a horse.' I gave him the one the missis drys the clothes on And he gave me the old Iron Cross.
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37. I'm Getting Ready For Mother-In-Law - Harry Champion
Chorus: I'm getting ready for my Mother-in-Law Getting ready for the fray When she puts her face inside the place I'll make the old girl feel all gay There's a little back room on the third top floor Where the beetles up the wall do climb Oh! Mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother You'll have a lively time.
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38. Keep Your 'Ands In Your Trouser Pockets - Harry Champion
Chorus: To keep your 'ands in your trousers pockets. Do! Do! Do! Take my advice. You will find it very nice for you! You! You! When it comes to the time for to pay for drinks you'll find it all subli-ime. Never let your 'ands get sunburnt. Keep your 'ands in your pockets all the time.
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39. Hey Diddle Diddle - Harry Champion
Chorus: Hey diddle diddle on the middle of 'is fiddle 'E can fiddle diddle diddle all day. Root toot toot on 'is little bit o' flute, 'E'll sit for hours and play 'Ome sweet 'ome on a paper and a comb 'Is wife's gonna leave 'im all alone. For all night long 'e's singin' 'er a song And windin' up the gramophone.
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40. In Training - Harry Champion
Chorus: Only wait till I get to work with my terrible left and right I'll pretty soon put out the light of the fellow I'm going to fight For the old girl's shown me how to put 'em up, and she's very very 'thick' you see, If I don't make it warm for Flat-Nosed Bill, she's bound to make it hot for me.
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