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21. My Mother's So Particular With Me - Jack Pleasants
My Mother, Missis Woodbee, has a family of ten There would be more Woodbee's but father died Since then my Mother's tried so hard to keep us all well dressed You'll see by me how hard my Mother's tried I'm on my holidays from school, but what with Mother's clack I'll be glad when I go back.
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22. I Want To Be Pally With Everyone - Jack Pleasants
It's always the case, when you've got a kind face People seem to impose upon you Last week I got wed and it fair turned my head When the parson made one of us two I got so excited I started to kiss Everyone there excepting the bride When she caught hold of me and said, 'Don't act the goat.' I caught hold of her and replied,
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23. I Deserve A Good Slapping, I Do - Jack Pleasants
Would you think, to look at me quietly, I've got Indian blood in my veins? I may look a jay, but one thing I'll say I'm a fellow who will hold the reins There's some things I've done I'm ashamed of And often I wish to repent I sometimes think something might happen When I think of how my life's been spent.
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24. I'm Shy Mary Ellen, I'm Shy - Jack Pleasants
I'm shy, Mary Ellen, I'm shy, It does seem so naughty, oh my! Kissing is nicey, I've often heard say, But still how to do it, I don't know the way, So you put your arm round my waist, I promise I won't scream or cry, So you do the kissing & cuddling instead, 'Cause I'm shy Mary Ellen I'm shy.
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25. To Cheer Him Up And Help Him On His Way - Jack Pleasants
Each man has got his work to do, in this life, you'll agree My mission is to sypathise, when folks want sympathy A knock came at our door, last night, and there with haggard face A man said, 'Jack, your old pal, Brown, is dying, it's a case.' I grabbed my hat and coat, you know, And rushed around to see poor Joe.
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26. Come In And Cut Yourself A Piece Of Cake - Jack Pleasants
It's very hard to earn a decent living on this earth I'd tried my hand at almost every trade Until someone advised me, I should go upon the stage And just to prove that I am not afraid I've come to sing a song to you, this evening And I expect a big hit I shall make In case you do not like it, I shall leave you my address Come round and cut yourself a piece of cake!
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27. Oh! Dear Brethren, Oh! - Jack Pleasants
I am a curate you can tell by looking at my face. A Bishop mother says I'll be, so she calls me 'Your Grace'. I fear that in my younger days I've been a trifle 'hot', And though I never sowed wild oats I've reaped an awful lot. Oh, dear brethren, oh, O Yea, I've been naughty, I know Of things I've witnessed I shall tell, And you must say: 'Tut, tut, well well, He must be on the...
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28. Just To Show Who Was Boss In The House - Jack Pleasants
Chorus: Just to show who was boss of the house Some horrible language I used I ramped and I raved, then I started to curse I said, 'bloomin' and 'stuffin' and words that were worse I swanked like an actor, and screamed 'Too long you've had me for the mouse' Then I stood on the fender and fell in the fire Just to show who was boss of the house.
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29. I Shall Be A Bad Lad, 'Liza Ann - Jack Pleasants
Since I've been an anarchist, sad to relate, My missis has turned very strange; For when I said, 'I'm ordered to kill the Czar, dead.' She answered, 'You do... and I'll put you to bed.' But like Doctor Bodie, I just flash my eye, And my finger and thumb she's beneath. Today she was mopping the oil-cloth with me, So I muttered while grinding my teeth,
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30. I'm The Black Sheep Of The Flock - Jack Pleasants
I'm the Black Sheep of the flock, baa, baa. Young men take warning from me You couldn't take me home to tea 'Cos I'm such a villain you see At twelve years of age our new servant I kissed At thirteen of crime I'd a terrible list And at fourteen I let a boy tattoo my wrist So I'm the black sheep of the flock, baa, baa.
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