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11. The Park Keeper - Wilkie Bard ~ Little Tich
Keep your seats and hold your breath, just listen half a tick And I'll tell you who I am, behold the keeper of the Park I pick up bits of papers and I stop the little capers Of the couples when they're courting on the benches for a lark Oh dear me, the sights I see, shock my morality Take my tip, it wants a man of iron nerve to stand it after dark.
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12. Let Me Sing - Wilkie Bard
Chorus: Let me sing, for I'm bursting to give you a song Let me sing, and forgive me if I should go wrong Let me sing, and you'll make me as proud as a King Do whatever you like with me after, but let me sing.
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13. If The Shooting Suit Should Suit - Wilkie Bard
Chorus: 'If the shooting suit should suit As a shooting suit should suit Then the shooting suit is suitable to shoot in Should the shooting suit not suit As a shooting suit should suit Then I should shoot in shooting suiting shooting.
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14. I've Struck A Chorus - Wilkie Bard
I have been trying to find you a Chorus Something that you can all sing This is the verse, when I get to the Chorus I think you'll say, 'That's just the thing.' It came to me like a bright inspiration Haunts me the whole of the day I haven't struck an idea for the verses But still, I am thankful to say,
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15. I Can Say Truly Rural - Wilkie Bard
I've just been out with the boys, It's my birthday and I might as well say, I've just been out with the boys. The wife said to me, 'Dear, I can't wait up, So when you come home, tonight, If I'm in bed, just shout 'Truly Rural' Then I shall know you're alright! I've been out since four, well I've had a full day But still, all the same, I'm delighted to say.
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16. I Can't Reach That Top Note - Wilkie Bard
My parents used to say I'd got a voice Though other folk have called it other names They sent me to a singing class, I had to learn the scales You see, I'm rather 'fishy' in my aims I've learned the scales, I know how much I weigh But one note I can't reach without a prop I sing 'Aha's' like Patti and the opera singers do But I give in when I get near the top.
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17. O, O, Capital O - Wilkie bard
I've just been informed by the Manager here That the reason I'm back at the Empire this year Is because it states on my contract quite clear I must sing a song with a chorus I've found one at last, it's a terrible thing But still it must go with a rush and a swing So when I've sung it once for goodness sake sing And bring down the roof that is o'er us
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18. Limerick Mad - Wilkie Bard
Since the days of my youth, if I tell you the truth I have caught everything to be caught First the measles then mumps, and I caught many clumps My experience dearly I bought In the more recent days, I've caught every craze Such as ping-pong and diabolo There's a Limerick rage in which I now engage And my present engagement will show.
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19. You, You, You - Wilkie Bard
Chorus: 'You, you, you, only you, you, you, You are my, you are my, that's what you are And you know it's true You, you, you, only you, you, you I.K.J.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R S.T.You, you, you.'
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20. I Don't Want To Cause Any Trouble - Wilkie Bard
I'm a copper by trade, you see, joined the service in ninety-three All the ladies are after me, since I've been in the Force Once while passing a public house I spotted an open door I said, 'Governor, this won't do! Can't you see that it's nearly two You know you have broken the law.'
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