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21. Robert, Go To Dinner - Wilkie Bard
Your little Robert's found a job I'm very pleased to say I'm working in a builders as a full-blown plumber's mate The plumber I am working with, he's qualified I hear I'm sure I don't know what'it's for, unless it's drinking beer I start at six o'clock and go for breakfast about eight I really think myself I'm on a winner I go back to the job till one and all I do is work And then...
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22. It Was A Sad, Sad Day For Me - Wilkie Bard
Once I was single, happy and contented I always hadhalf-a-sovereign in my purse Until I chanced to fall in love with Mabel I took her on just for better and for worse When I had entered the bands of happy wed-lock I felt as proud as a King upon his throne After a year I have altered my opinion I only wish now I'd left the girls alone.
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23. Turn Over Leaf - Wilkie Bard
I've just bought this story book from a barrow in the Strand I should like to read it, for some of the tales are grand Here's a yarn about a girl who ate some sour plums They gave her what the French would call a touch of the de-la-gums.
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24. Will You Sing This Glee With Me? - Wilkie Bard
I've practiced a glee and it gave me great glee For to sing a glee you must be gleeful It should be a quartette but as I'm alone I can't sing a quartette of course on my own Of troubles my lot seems to be full My tenor, and alto, and baritone too Have given me the slip, so I'm going to ask you,
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25. I'm Bursting To Tell You This - Wilkie Bard
Can you keep a secret? well, I can't myself I've got quite a job to keep me I tell all my troubles to people I like So I think I'll tell you two or three There's sentiment in it, you'll pity me too It was very unkind, you must own I don't want you to go mourning for me But now we're here all alone.
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26. Our Dramatic Club - Wilkie Bard
Now down our way we've formed a sort of small Dramatic Club And amateur theatricals we play Well, that's better than to mooch about and hang outside a pub Not only that we make the business pay We charge a penny entrance fee and two pence for the stalls And Mickey Brown 'e knows the way to act For when 'e's played King 'enry and the curtain on 'im falls The people pull the 'ouse...
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27. Isn't It A Pity I've To Die - Wilkie Bard
Refrain: Isn't it a pity I've to die What a shame that I've to leave the earth I said, 'I'm sorry puss, to have to part with you.' He said, 'Well, cook the dog.' I said, 'I can't, it's in the stew Besides, I'm nearly starving, and must have something to eat.' Then he looked up at me with tear dimmed eyes And said, 'I promised Murphy's cat I'd marry her tonight Oh isn't it a pity...
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28. I Want You To Notice My Leggings - Wilkie Bard
Now, I'm a feller that's fond of dress,I never do things by halves I bought some leggings, and, like the cow, I think a lot of my calves They cost me eleven-and-six the pair. The leggings I mean, of course They say I look very smart, but still I really require a horse. Chorus: The song I'm going to sing is new But if you don't want to hear it all through There's one thing I want...
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29. Is There Anything Else You'd Like? - Wilkie bard
Chorus: 'Is there anything else you'd like? Is there anything else you'd like? P'raps you fancy my diamond pin? My watch and chain and my signet ring? Here, have a nice cigar, allow me the match to strike And don't you trouble, I'll light it for you Is there anything else you'd like?'
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30. There's A Home For You With Me - Wilkie Bard
You married women ought to feel quite glad For men nowadays can very rarely be had Some men keep single just to save expense Some never marry for they've got more common sense If any old maid with a pot full of cash Feels so disposed as to take on a mash Please let me know, why there's one over there What say? you have got twenty thousand quid to spare?
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