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31. You Do Keep Popping In And Out - Wilkie Bard
This is a song I'm going to sing Or at least, it's alleged to be that It's all of my happy courting days When in my girl's parlour I sat But her sloppy old father made me mad Kept coming in on some silly fad Asking me if I had the time, or What I thought of the pantomime Or, the pie-bald canary had passed away Or, how was my voice, till I had to say,
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32. I Wonder What He's Going To Do Next - Wilkie Bard
I am a peaceful and quiet sort of chap All through my life I've never had a scrap Until about a week or two ago I chanced to be at the Sporting Club you know One fellow there said he'd show me how to spar I said, 'Alright but don't you go too far.' We put gloves on and then I saw him wink 'What's he going to do next?' I began to think
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33. I Wish I'd Bought Ducks - Wilkie Bard
Some folks keep rabbits and poutleree, how they do it I fail to see I find it takes me all my time to keep a wife But I was tempted to speculate, I bought some fowls one day I took them home and dreamt about the eggs that those birds would lay I coaxed them every morning, when at last some eggs we had We found one out of three was good. The wife said, 'That's too bad.'
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34. I Thought There Was Something The Matter - Wilkie Bard
In case anybody should make eyes at me And want to catch me in the net, don't you see 'Twill save any T.R.O.U.B.L.E if I tell you I've been caught I have married a fearful man, I'm sorry that I'm his wife Last night he came home sober For the first time in his life.
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35. She Sells Sea Shells - Wilkie Bard
I've just had a letter to say I'm engaged, to play in a pantomime, The part I've to play is the Principal Boy, so I'm in for a glorious time. The panto's Dick Whittingtpn-I'm Dirty Dick, The fellow who once rode to York. The manager says I must get a good song, About which the public -will talk. So I chartered an author to write me a song, And this is the chorus he sent me along
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36. I'm Here If I'm Wanted - Wilkie Bard
I'm what they call a 'copper' though you can tell that by my clothes But what you'll want to know is, what I'm doing here I s'pose The fact is that the owner of this mansion's gone away Before he left he came round to the p'lice station to say He wanted a smart 'copper' to take up his quarters here In case of burglary and - well, I think that's pretty clear.
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37. In My Museum - T.C. Sterndale Bennett
I've collected curios since the day that I was three Oh you ought to come and see them all they're wonderful to see I've this and that, and that and this, all culled from near and far A warming pan from the vatican, a Wilkie Bard cigar. Curios, curios, where I find 'em no one knows, But I want you all to come along and see 'em.
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38. She Cost Me Seven-And-Six - Wilkie Bard
It's just six months ago since I got married To a woman at Peckham Rye But I could not have had much sense For she cost me seven-and-sixpence Chorus: She cost me seven-and-sixpence She cost me seven-and-sixpence She cost me seven-and-sixpence I wish I'd bought a dog.
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39. I'd Like To Go Halves In That - Wilkie Bard
Chorus: 'I'd like to go halves in that, I'd like to go halves in that.' But just then mother came in, you see, And laid poor Johnny across her knee For he had stolen the pie, he thought that one she'd not miss As she wallop'd his birthday mark, he said, 'Would you like to go halves in this?'
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40. I'm Glad I Went Up In The Bar - Wilkie Bard
I'm new to the stage but I'm doing so well For I'm getting some jolly fine bookings I went to a hall as a deputy turn And the manager there, Mr Hookings Said, 'You're not half bad, you're not, really you're not - See me up in the bar when we're over.' I thought, 'Well he means to engage me, I s'pose I'll go up in the bar - I'm in clover.'
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