THE DOGGIES MEETING
by Anonymous The doggies held a meeting, They came from near and far, Some came by motor cycle, And some by motor car Each doggie passed the doorway, Each doggie signed the book Each one unshipped his asshole And hung it on a hook. One dog was not invited It sorely raised his ire He ran into the meeting hall And loudly shouted, 'Fire!' It threw them in confusion And without a second look Each grabbed another's asshole From off another hook And that's the reason why sir, When walking down the street And that's the reason why sir, When doggies chance to meet And that's the reason why sir, On land, abroard or home They'll sniff each other's backside... To see if it's their own.
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