A NAUGHTY LITTLE POEM
by Anonymous She whispered, 'Will it hurt me?' 'Of course not' answered he 'It's a very simple process, You can rely on me.' She said, "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself," he whispered His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said, "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said, "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!
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THE DRUNK
by Anonymous He grabbed me by my slender neck I couldn't yell or scream. He took me to his dingy room Where we could not be seen. He stripped me of my flimsy wrap, And gazed upon my form. I was wet and cold and damp, And he was nice and warm. His feverish lips he pressed to mine, I gave him every drop. He drained me of my very self, And I couldn't make him stop. He made me what I am today, That's why you find me here... A broken bottle, tossed away, That once was full of beer.
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