THE BUS CONDUCTOR | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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I am a bus conductor, smart, man you cannot spoof I pick up gents and ladies and a tidy bit of 'oof' My bus is called the Favourite, and I'm a trifle fly If you think you'll get one over me, why just you have a try. Chorus: 'Igh 'Olborn, I'gh 'Olborn! now hurry up ladies please There's plenty of room inside the bus, so don't you push and squeeze I carry the tarts, oh! bless their hearts, and swells of the highest rank Any more going on by the Favourite bus? Cheapside or the Bank, Bank, Bank. I like to get bang crammed full up, but ladies ain't good biz They take up so much room, you know what their improvers is My bus holds twelve inside, and what I'm telling you is true The other night, I'll give my word, I packed in twenty-two. Chorus: My life is such a busy one, my head seems never clear What with the wind, the rain and snow, the worry and the beer When I come home from work at night I'm knocked all of a heap And often fancy that I'm on the bus when I'm asleep. Chorus: |
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Written and composed by E.W. Rogers - 1915 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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