HE'LL GET IT WHERE HE'S GONE NOW | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Poor Jenkins was a chilly man, which no one can deny And always wore an overcoat, yes, even in July He died of cold last week altho' the house was full of fires And someone at the funeral said if warmth's what he desires, Chorus: He'll get it where he's gone to now There's plenty of it there I vow When he reaches his retreat If he wants a lot of heat He'll get it where he's gone to now. A friend of mine once thought fresh air a priceless, precious boon And so to gain some he one day went up in a balloon That's three full years ago and we suppose that he's still there At least he's not come back and if he's gone in search of air, Chorus: He'll get it where he's gone to now There's plenty of it there I vow If upon the earth below He ne'er got a good old blow He'll get it where he's gone to now. Young Dogbent was a lazy man and never went to work No matter how hard up he was all labour he would shirk One day for theft he got six months to his intense surprise And though he was too lazy to go in for exercise. Chorus: He'll get it where he's gone to now There's plenty of it there I vow When to climb the mill he tries If he wants good exercise He'll get it where he's gone to now. A very dear old pal of mine whose name is Mickey Mike Has been most sadly put upon by the East-End tailors' strike For every suit of clothes he had was stolen from him, and To get another suit he's had to go to Zululand. Chorus: He'll get it where he's gone to now There's plenty of it there I vow For all a man there needs Is a feather and some beads And he'll get it where he's gone to now. |
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Written and composed by E.W. Rogers | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Performed by George Robey (1869-1954) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
From monologues.co.uk Music Hall Lyrics Collection | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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