Chorus: Madame Tussauds, Madame Tussauds,
You'll find are the waxworks of Madame Tussauds,
And amongst it's delights and the best of it's sights,
You'll find are the waxworks of Madame Tussaud's.

There are all sorts of figures, from monarchs to N*****s,
There is Edward the First taking snuff with John Knox;
There's Cromwell just arter he signed Magna Charta,
And Tom Thumb and Chaucer at billiards with Fox.
There's Old Penn the Quaker, consulting Greenacre,
There's Cobbett advising Queen Anne to rebel;
There's the Duke they call Iron, King Charles and Lord Byron,
And Shakespeare reciting a play to Parnell.

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There's Wolsey who's robed in a suit made for Cobden,
There's William the Conqueror singing to Peel;
There's Luther who's planning to wed Mrs. Manning,
And Burns and King Theodore dancing a reel.
There's Garrick reliant on Loushskin, the Giant,
There's Bradlaugh who's flirting with Lady Jane Grey,
While Nelson and Odger are chaffing Sir Roger,
'Cos' he took Joan of Arc and Queen Bess to the play.