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We have a very nice young man who lodges at our house He takes things mighty aisy and is as quiet as a mouse Last week we cooked a chicken, it was only skin and bone But as to get our teeth in it - 'twas like a paving stone. Chorus: So we saved it for the lodger - for Hennessey the lodger He's fond of luxuries, bedad, and hasn't much to say Though none of us could use it, we didn't want to lose it So we gave it to the lodger and he had it for his tay! My wife makes little fancy things to suit the lodger's taste Such as pickled onion puddings cooked in Micky-Rooney paste She ordered from the grocer's half a pound of cloves and spice But the bloomin' villain sent her stuff for killing rats and mice. Chorus: So we saved it for the lodger - for Hennessey the lodger He's fond of luxuries, bedad, and hasn't much to say Though none of us would taste it, sure we didn't want to waste it So we gave it to the lodger and he had it for his tay! We've got some decent neighbours who when sober make no noise I wish, begoora, I could say the same about their boys The other day the gossoons thought they'd play a little trick So through our parlour window threw this illigant half-brick. Chorus: So we saved it for the lodger - for Hennessey the lodger He's fond of luxuries, bedad, and hasn't much to say The brick we couldn't use it, but sure we wouldn't lose it So we saved it for the lodger and he had it for his tay! My wife's a perfect lady and we seldom disagree But Yesterday her best she tried to ructions raise with me Said I 'Machree, we're by ourselves, we'll keep it till tonight It's elfish when there's only two to waste a splendid fight.' Chorus: So we saved it for the lodger - for Hennessey the lodger He's fond of luxuries, bedad, and hasn't much to say For a fight we both were itchin', as we stood there in the kitchen So we saved it for the lodger and he had it for his tay! My brother Mick took very sick through having cracked his head He fell into a sort of trance, we thought that he was dead We 'Waked' him like a Lord, and thought he'd gone to brighter lands But up he woke, worse luck! and left a coffin on our hands. Chorus: So we saved it for the lodger - for Hennessey the lodger He's fond of luxuries, bedad, and hasn't much to say As Mick declined to use it, we didn't want to lose it So we saved it for the lodger and his funeral's today! |
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Written and composed by Lester Barrett & Felix McGlennon - 1889 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Performed by Lester Barrett (d. 1924) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
From monologues.co.uk Music Hall Lyrics Collection | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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