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1. Albert And The Monkey by Megamole
There's a theatre down near the Broad Way, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And the Ramsbottoms came down from Lancre To see it with Albert, their son.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/More_Albert/Albert_and_Monkey.htm - 11KB - 15 Jan 2018
2. Stiffy The Goalkeeper - Harry Weldon
Chorus: But when Stiffy's between the sticks When Stiffy's between the sticks He can stop any kind of ball A football or a brandy-ball And all the forwards say When I'm up to my monkey tricks 'What's the use of me trying to score When Stiffy's between the sticks.'
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-S/Stiffy-The-Goalkeeper.htm - 10KB - 15 Sep 2013
3. Will A Monkey Climb A Tree - Will Riley
Whilst walking out the other night, a girl I chanced to meet A very simple looking lass, as I thought in the street She had a lovely head of hair, and dark and rolling eye I asked her if she'd walk with me, and this was her reply, 'Will a moneky climb a tree? Will a fish swim in the sea? Will a lawyer take his fee? A Jew his money lose?
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-W/Will-A-Monkey-Climb-A-Tree.htm - 10KB - 15 Sep 2013
4. Stick To Your Uncle Jeremiah - Billy Williams
Chorus: 'Stick close to your Uncle Jeremiah. He knows exactly what to do If you want to have a bit of fun He knows where there's lots for everyone If it's a girly sweet and curly, or a beano you require Don't you worry over anybody else but stick to your Uncle Jeremiah.'
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-S/Stick-To-Your-Uncle-Jeremiah.htm - 11KB - 15 Sep 2013
5. His Whiskers - Ben Albert
We've all strong whiskers in our familee But my big brother's are a sight to see You'd swear a monkey he must surely be by his whiskers My father I've solemnly, heard, declare When the parlour furniture was past repair That they stuffed the sofa and each blessed chair, with his whiskers. Chorus: With his whiskers, with his whiskers With his handy-dandy terribly sandy whiskers, his...
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-H/His-Whiskers.htm - 11KB - 15 Sep 2013
6. A Night Out - Lottie Collins
Chorus: For I'm a girl who's up to any little spree And Charlie, well, he's very fond of me Oh there's nothing wrong you know I can tell how far to go I'm as tricky as a monkey on a tree But when your married life is dull as dull can be And you know a jolly man with L.S.D. Who says, 'Dine with me in Town!' I am not the one to frown I'm a girl who likes a naughty little spree.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-N/Night-Out.htm - 11KB - 15 Sep 2013
7. When I Woke Up In The Morning - Sam Mayo
You've heard about the man whose face was brown as any bun Because he dreamt he'd been asleep beneath the blazing sun Some people don't believe it, but I think it must be true For instance, once I dreamt I was a monkey in the Zoo.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-W/When-I-Woke-Up-In-The-Morning.htm - 12KB - 15 Sep 2013
8. You 'Ave Made A Nice Old Mess Of It - Gus Elen
Don't think that I'm Dick Whittington what slept on 'Ighgate 'ill And afterwards woke up to be Lord Mayor Tho' you'd think by this 'ere photo taken of me when a lad I'd 'ave been a chap what got on anywhere I thought the same as Whittington, I'd 'ear the bells of Bow And to be Lord Mayor too the chance I'd seize So up 'Ighgate 'ill I crept, but since upon the brow I slept I've 'ad...
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-D/Dick-Whittington.htm - 13KB - 19 Aug 2013
9. Father's Whiskers - Frank Wood
Chorus: Father's whiskers, Father's wiry whiskers Children shout on the way to school 'Baa-baa, black sheep have you any wool?' At father's whiskers, they'd make a monkey grin You ought to see the jungle town On poor old Father's chin.
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/musichall/Songs-F/Fathers-Whiskers.htm - 11KB - 22 Sep 2012
10. Thrilling Stories by Rueben More
I'll relate some thrilling stories, told down at the Old Ship Inn, By a sea-dog who has travelled, by the name of Mack'rel Jim. 'Once,' said he, 'on board the Eggshell, we were wrecked off Monkey Brand, Sinking fast, but from the funnel, I jumped ten miles onto land...
URL: http://monologues.co.uk/Seafaring/Thrilling%20Stories.htm - 9KB - 03 Jan 2018

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